What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
 It's Christmas, Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
 The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
 Santa Claustrophobia !

Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?
 Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
 Because it soot's him !

What's a ghosts favorite Christmas entertainment ?
 A phantomime !